Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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