Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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