Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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