Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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