some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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