That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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