We're like a lot better than the average bears
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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