absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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