Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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