i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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