She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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