I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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