is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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