And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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