I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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