it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
no, he came in my armpit
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
