So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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