she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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