Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
did you just send me my own nude
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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