i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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