My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Please don't give away my fajitas
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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