I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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