im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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