Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Randomize
