help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
