are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
