No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
we're so committed to being not committed
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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