do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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