Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can text with my tongue
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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