I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
BRING THE BAGELS
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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