So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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