I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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