its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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