I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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