My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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