Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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