i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
