Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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