I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
