I'm eating all of the evidence.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My balls are so social today.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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