god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Mom said you looked used
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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