So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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