I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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