i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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