my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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