Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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