one might say we're banned from that church
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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