you would pick up someone in the library
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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