i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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