hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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