Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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