thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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