I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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