Whoa Z and x make the same sound
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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