She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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