she was so not down for the gang bang
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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